The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
I am 300% done with you guys.
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.